The Definition of a Home-Wrecker. (My First Pre-Written Blog)

It's 3:49 am. You're laid up with your Hunny and ya'll are doing ________. (You fill in the blank.) Then the phone goes off and its not yours. At this point, if this is not the first time this has happened we can already assume who it is. It's either _______, _________, or _________. (Fill in the bitch name.) Who ever she is knows DAMN well its TOO fucking late to be hitting up your man. Not only does this chick blow up his phone, she is also that clingy co-worker who's always inviting him out somewhere as "friends". Or the classmate that always needs help with their "French", or the homegirl who is having troubles with her man and needs a "male" opinion. Just a bunch of bullshit. Excuses just to have a reason to deal with your man. Is it me or don't you feel like telling that co-worker "Hey, why don't you ask the other forty niggas you work with to come to the movies with you?", or telling that classmate "go get a fucking tutor!", or that homegirl "seek a couples counselor, he has his own relationship to worry about!" If you haven't grasped the idea already people, I'm describing to you a H-O-M-E-W-R-E-C-K-E-R. It's a person who tries to wreck your relationship, marriage, etc. so they can STEAL your partner. Home-wreckers can be male or female. They don't take days off. Blunt or discrete about their motives. They can be the Ex that refuses to go away, your neighbor, classmate, coworker, his friends, your friends. It doesn't matter if she or he has a boyfriend/girlfriend. Anyone who knows that the person is involved with someone else and still continues to pursue them is a home-wrecker.

From my observations, home-wreckers normally come in the female version. What I also discovered was that a female will try to steal your dude and "wife" it but the male version of a home-wrecker will steal your bitch just to have fun with her. (Why was Wiz Khalifa in my head as i wrote that last sentence? Shout-outs to Flightunion by the way.)

What annoys me is this: All the men and women in the ENTIRE world, why do you want someone elses??????????????? Are you THAT pathetic that you cant get your own? Or maybe you're just TOO whack? I mean lets thoroughly analyze this issue. Who do we blame here? Was it a happy home to began with? Or was it a home that was bound to get wrecked? If dude is happy with you and this bitch is just on his meat, you really gotta bring the bullet to the home-wrecker. But if your dude is giving shorty food for thought (stringing her along because he likes the attention) or he ain't letting her down rough enough, you might need to tap him on his head with the pistol. However, if the guy is putting it out there that he's miserable or that you dont matter, you really gotta shoot the both of them. :-/. Of course violence is not the answer. You can be a woman about it and just accept it. Look at Jennifer Aniston (Angelina Jolie stole Brad Pitt), Shar Jackson (Brittney Spears stole Kevin Federline) and Mashonda (Alicia Keys stole Swizz Beats). It happens to the best of us.

Note from the Author: On average, it takes me no longer than 15 minutes to write and publish a blog (including proof reading) and are written off the top of my head. This blog was pre-written on a piece of paper towel and was highly anticipated. It took me almost an hour to write this.