It's Almost Cuffing Season!

As we all know, its about to be cuffing season again. For those of you who don't know, cuffing season approximately starts in September and roughly ends is April. In a nutshell, its when everybody gets themselves a winter hubby/wifey to help them stay warm through the cold months. Then when it gets hot again, magically, your winter fling begins to fall apart and suddenly you're available for your summer quests. One can cuff all year around but the most common time is when it starts getting cold. Its best you get your cuffing buddy as soon as possible before someone else does. And on a cold dark night, the last thing you want to be is lonely. When pursuing a cuffing buddy, keep these qualities in mind:

-->Fly winter gear. Even in knee-high snow, ya cuffing buddy should still look good.

-->Be a great cook or have money for take out.

-->Comes over with liquor/herbs in hand. (Which ever is your poison.)

-->Looks good in pajamas and lounge-around clothing.

-->Likes laying around watching whatever the hell it is you like to watch.

-->Can help you make heat, curl your toes, and help you wash the sheets after.

-->Doesn't catch feelings when April comes around and you start acting "unavailable".

Not much rules apply because the cuffing buddy is only around for a season or so. However, cuffing buddies ARE re-usable. End cuffing season on a good note in April and they will probably let you re-use them again in September.

Over. Out.