A Fly Ribbon Saved My Life.

Do you see the size on this?? WTF.

It's 1:59am and I'm at my computer trying to figure out what kind of fuckery I want to entertain you lovely people with today. Then I saw this big ass mosquito fly my way.

Let me explain something about mosquitos and myself: I am HORRIRIED of those meaningless insects. One sting can leave me with a very swollen bite. And its more to it than just an insect biting a human. This is personal. There can be 20 people in my house and I would be the ONLY ONE that was feasted on. I really feel some sort of way about that. But that's between me and the damn mosquito.

Anyway, I refuse to go out without a fight so I ran to get my shoe so I can do what's necessary. I was too scary to even approach this two inch monster so I ran from it and it most certainly flew after me. I almost cried. But then....the fly trap I had hanging from the ceiling light caught that bitch ass mosquito. And that was that. Its dead. I'm happy. The end.

Who are These People???

So I'm going through my text messages and I have like 50 conversations going on. (Don't ask me why I haven't deleted any of them yet.) And I noticed that three of my conversations don't have the contacts name. Then it dawned on me that I don't know who the hell these three people are AT ALL. I've been texting these people as far back as February. Back then I had just switched to the iPhone and lost the majority of my contacts. So instead of me asking the person from the beginning, "Who are you?" I pretended to know who I was talking to in hopes of figuring out who it actually was.

Unfortunately it is 3 months later and I still don't have an idea who I'm conversing with. One person is asking me about my phone, the other person is telling me how their in my neighborhood and they want to meet up with me and the other person wished me a Happy Valentines Day. I feel so ashamed right now because there is no way I can find out who I am talking to without embarrassing myself with the question, "Who is this again?"

Allow Me to Introduce Myself.

Hi my name is...

Sha'voir (don't forget the apostrophe).

But most folks call me...

Vore, Vory whats the story?, Sha-Sha, Chipmunk, Vee, Ms. Airhead, and Shavorington.

But I like to call myself...

The Lazaguncarrier.

I am...

One of the best people you may ever meet.

And this is...

My Blog.

I decided to create this because...

I need to express myself.

I hope you...

Enjoy what you are about to read.

But most importantly...

Learn a thing or two.

I will write...

Whatever I want.

You do not...

Have to like it.

But I will...

Say what I feel.