No Tasting, No Dating...(Oral Sex: The New Requirement.)

So the new thing I'm hearing now is that if you aint giving up the lips then you gotta dip. Ya hear that non-head givers? You aint dateable if you aint down with giving some top. What will they come up with next? Forget about whether that person has children, stds, has a job,or an education...no, those are no longer requirements for dating someone. The new requirements are...

"Does that ni99a or b1+ch give head?!"

Since when has oral sex been a requirement for a relationship? Just because a person doesn't give head they aren't worthy of anything else? They might be the best guy/girl you may every meet but because they wont get their lips wet they are automatically ruled out??? Don't get me wrong, there are ppl that wont go down or let their mate go down on them simply because they think its wrong or degrading to their partner. But the ppl that enforce this rule, ya know who ya are. Do you really want a person thats all willy nilly with sucking or licking you from the get-go? I mean think bout it. You meet someone, you're getting to know them and you ask them do they give head and they answer "yea". Wouldn't you be curious to know how many ppl they went down on? I mean as long as their clean it shouldnt matter but.....lets say they went down on every person they slept with, and lets say thats 6 ppl...(realistically, the body count is usually wayyyy more) so in theory, wouldnt that mean a dude kissed a girl that sucked 6 dicks which means he kissed 6 dicks? (Theoretically). And lets not forget to mention if she swallows. Or for a chick, if the guy ate out all 6 sex partners wouldnt that mean you kissed 6 couchies??? I mean I'm just saying lets not crucify the people who arent #team-oral. Its one thing to say that sex can make or break a relationship but oral sex? But for some of you, oral sex is the only thing...like life without head is tragedy. It really shouldn't have a reflection on whether or not to date that person. But to each its own. Preferably, I like to get sticked rather than licked. It feels better ;).

SIDE BAR! Im forgetting to mention the ppl out there who want others to go down on them but dont want to reciprocate? You wont date a girl because she dont give head but even if that was the case, you dont plan to do the same anyway? Who the hell are you to tell someone that yeah, its alright if you put your lips on me but its disgusting for me to return the favor? Mainly guys say this because they feel that its wayy nastier to eat a girl out than for her to suck his dick. Both require the exchange of fluids so I don't understand how one is more disgusting than the other. Who the hell makes these rules anyway?

-Lazaguncarrier.

The Throw Back College Paper Part 2 (Rules To Platonic Friendships)

If you guys remember, the college throwback paper was an essay that I wrote in my first year of college titled: Can Men and Women Be Friends and Nothing More. I wrote that paper over 4 years ago and though that is a long time ago, some of the things I wrote in that paper I still stand behind....and the other things, I've been forced to look at differently. As I'm getting older, my ideology has evolved and is something I definitely wanna share. So I've came up with a few things I've concluded and that I find important in keeping a friendship between two people of the opposite sex, platonic. Based on relationships from myself and others, past and present. (Entertainment purposes only.)

-> Not all the friends of your boyfriend/girlfriend are out to fuck em', just some of them. :-)

Theres nothing like your mate having a friend that YOU know wants to be with them (or fuck them).

-->Be aware of the friends that constantly text or call your boyfriend/girlfriend. IDC, that shit is suspect, PAY ATTENTION. That's never a good sign. If they are a friend with good intentions, they wouldnt go so hard.

-->Your partners friends of the opposite sex should have a level of respect for your significant other...(no lines should be crossed). No disrespect! Or that person shouldn't be friends with you if they cant respect the person you are in a relationship with.

-->No one in the relationship should have a bestfriend of the opposite sex AFTER the relationship has begun. I stand firm to that. Your partner should be your bestfriend. NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Only if the bestfriend was there before ya started dating then its fine. If you cant deal with it dont stick around.

-->Your significant other shouldn't be spending money on a friend of the opposite sex unless they are helping them out, its a birthday/xmas present, favor, or anything of an innocent nature. And none of that spending OD amounts of "quality" time with each other. You shouldnt call your man/girl and he or she be like "oh im out with so and so, we at the movies chillen." Basically, ya man/lady went out on a date with her friend. :-/

-->You can like someone for their mind, personality, style, and company but there shouldn't be ANY attraction. Once there is an attraction, it can be hard (depending on how much you are attracted to that person) to curve those feelings. Which might = non sense that dont need to happen.

-->If you start liking or growing feelings for your friend, keep that shit to yourself. 89% of people in relationships (real talk) go back and tell their partner you feeling them. Then you stuck their wondering why your friend's mate don't like yo homewreching ass.

--> You got a friend of the opposite sex that seems to be real cool to talk with and you feel comfortable telling them ANYTHING... Tell them anything but dont tell them secrets about your relationship. Thats never a safe thing to do. The friend can use that against you (which happens often, based on actual findings.)

--> Do not attempt to be friends with the ex thats trying to get back with you. No fucking bueno. I shouldnt even have to elaborate on why this is wrong.

-->Dont be friends with your ex period if they not over you or you not over them....and if thats the case...well, thats a whole 'nother blog. I wont get into that now.

-->Make sure your friends respect your space and privacy.

-->Keep it a hundred in your relationship and in your friendship. Be genuine, considerate, and respectful and you will be able to keep your friends of the opposite sex and your relationship drama free (for the most part)

Notes from the author: I'm not bitter, scarred, insecure, or traumatized. I just know what it takes to have some-what of a drama free relationship. Some of you may not agree with my guidelines or feel that they are way too strict. These are somethings I just thought about to avoid the traps of falling for your friend or having your friend fall for you...more importantly, to not cause confrontation between you and your partner over someone thats just a friend.

With good intentions,

Lazaguncarrier

Do You Really Make her say "OHH".? (My First Sex Blog)

If I were to ask every guy I ever met on a scale from 1 to 10 how great their sex was, all would answer "I'ma 20" or "My shit is off the scale!" But realistically, niggas front. Not all but many. And its not their fault because some niggas actually think they are fantastic sex partners. But what makes a "fantastic" sex partner? Is it based on performance, endurance, creativity, foreplay...??? Sure, these are the qualities that make good dick great BUT, we forgot to mention one more thing....the ABILITY to make her have an orgasm. Doesn't that make sense? A nigga can go for hours, have you in all kinds of crazy positions, toot it and boot it and after allllllllllll of that, he still can't make you cum? I'm not saying that if he cant bring u to an orgasm then he's not a good sex partner....Or is that what I'm trying to say? Fellas, do you still think you are a good sex partner even if she doesn't come? To me, I thought that was the whole point of sex, for both parties to have an orgasm. No? I mean, sex can still be enjoyable even if the girl doesn't climax but still.....I don't know who I should hold responsible for this.

Women, ya be lying, telling these guys ya came and ya really didnt, making these dudes believe they got the magic stick...now he thinks he knows what he's doing when he really doesn't. Ladies, if you didnt come, THEN YOU DIDNT COME! Its ok. Many women go there whole life not experiencing ONE orgasm. Sad isnt it? That's because they're lying to these niggas just to make them feel good when really, they should be teaching a guy how to please her to the point she can experience that satisfaction. Now wait, its not easy for us females to have an orgasm unlike you guys who dont even have to put it in and can get off in a snap of a finger. For most, it takes concentration or a high level of arousal to make a female reach that point. And from what I understand, the clitoris has to be stimulated in order to have an orgasm. So lets say that you are fucking a girl from behind and she not touching her clit and you not touching her clit and her legs are not tightly squeezed together and she claims that she "came". She's lying unless she got some special sex powers other women don't have. And dudes, ya to blame too because ya suppose to be great sex partners and half of you dont know about any of this that Im blogging about... do you know where to find a woman's g-spot? Do you know that clitoris stimulation is important to the orgasm of a female? If you dont know these things than you cant be a great sex partner. Unless you do know these things and just dont wanna put in the work to make a girl cum. Then, you're just a whack sex partner and Ima tell all the girls not to fuck you...lmao. So the next time you getting busy with a shorty...and you get yours off, and she said she got hers off, while your putting back on your clothes. pulling the condom off, or laying down beside her, ask yourself...did you really make her say "ohh"?

-Lazaguncarrier