Different Types of Wifey's

The Official Wifey:


She is undoubtfully wifey. She holds some type of ring (promise, engagement or band) but not necessarily has to. She is literally the only one with the title. She does it all, knows the entire family even the distant cousins that come around every 3 years. She has all the keys and security codes. You can drop a G in her hand and tell her to deposit it in the bank and the whole G will make it...not $999.00. Far or right next to her, she holds you down. And she's the one everybody remembers.


I-Dont-Know-Why-You-Still-Got-The-Title-Wifey:


She's a slut. She's a hoe. She's freak. She was either always like that or the whore in her slowly crept out. Either way, she shouldn't have the title anymore. She's never around and when she is all you can think about is when her ass is leaving. Ya'll always argue. She's annoying and doesn't do the things she used to. She's probably still in the picture because the sex is good. Maybe. She doesn't do anything expected of a wifey. This type of wifey usually gets demoted or dumped when something better comes along.


The Trophy Wifey:


She's wifey because she looks very good on his arm. And she's a freak. Other than that, this chick can't cook, dont clean, and parties all the time. When she walks down the block there's always someone she saying what up to because everybody knows her! She's definitely on the scene which makes her hard to trust and in return, the guy feels insecure at times. She's the type of wifey you gotta watch ya boys around because they will try to get at her behind your back. Trophy wifeys arent cheap. She's extremely spoiled. Money is part of the reason why she shines. Nails did, hair did, everything did..! You don't treat her right, your ass is getting replaced.


The Programmed Wifey:


The most loyal of all the wifeys. She is truly, a ride or die. Tell that girl anything, ANYTHING, and she will believe it. Tell her there's a cow jumping over the moon and guess what? She will believe that shit. This type of wifey will hold you down no matter how dumb you have her looking. She's the perfect wifey for the deceitful guy; the clumsy nigga that's always getting caught because he has her set up in such a way that she believes that her own eyes and ears are liars. She's definitely in denial but she rather live in his world, then live without him in hers. She's definitely down for the count.


The Wifey By Default:


The girl that only became wifey because she had a kid by him or she was the jump-off that wasn't suppose to make it to the second night but he so happeneded to catch feelings for her. No girl wants to be wifey by default. It's like getting a position that wasn't suppose to be for you. Wifey by default is usually someone who he is not proud of. He doesn't show her off and when people do discover that's wifey, he normally feels embarrassment. She eventually becomes accepted or loses her title.

Notes from the author: For entertainment puposes only.