Cuffing season has begun and still, some of you haven't cuffed anything yet and it isn't by choice. Hmmm. Well below, I've highlighted some of the reasons why that may be. Its ok. You still have time to correct your wrongs and still get your cuffing buddy to avoid those long lonely winter nights...
1. You dudes never check ol' girls finger for promise, engagement, or wedding rings. Are you dead ass going to pursue a chick that is involved with someone else?
2. Are you SURE this is the girl you want to bag??? Some of you see the chick one time and try to holla. Approach with care. Even if you dont want to "wife it". It should be someone you've seen at least 3 times.
3. Come correct. Make sure your breath on point, you dont look crusty and ashy, and be well groomed. In other words, be un-deniable.
4.Some of you dudes aint got no G! Where are your G lines? Where are you going without GAME! Dont listen to what other people say, being yourself never works. LOL. J/K. But for real, you gotta have some charm and charisma when trying to bag a girl.
5.If she says she has a man, or tells you for any other reason why she isn't interested, keep it moving! Cuffing season has begun no time to waste if she aint with it so just move it along. Dont proceed to bag a female if she tell you she's TAKEN! We hate that shit. It also gives off the impression that you're so desperate that you cant find someone else who isn't taken.
6. Ok, so you've made it as far as getting her attention and dont know what to do with it. Ask for her number, duh. Not her bbm, not her twitter, not her aim...her number.
7.When we give you the number, dont front or act thirsty! Dont be OD blowing up her phone or stunting like you aint trying to make it happen. Many guys never make it past getting the number...
8. Another mistake made after retrieving the number is some of ya niggas be on some real bum shit! Trying to not spend money and telling her to come over to your house instead of taking her out on a date. Dont invite her in, invite her out! Saying shit like "oh we can have movie night at my crib." No fuck outta here I dont know you like that. I wanna watch a movie in a fucking movie theather just incase I aint feeling you I can say I went to the bathroom and hop in a cab. Im just saying...
Follow this and you should be hand in hand, lip to lip, hip to hip, pelvic to pelvic with the cuffing buddy of your dreams...until April that is.... ;)
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