Fellas if you are experiencing these kind of symptoms in your relationship, it is safe to diagnose this as "Your-About-to-Loose-Ya-Bitch Syndrome". Don't worry, Lazaguncarrier is here to explain WHY your about to loose her and what you can do to prevent this syndrome from re-occurring with your next chick.
First, you, the pathetic nigga that let this all happen, has to re-evaluate and figure out why she would want to leave your sorry ass. If you are that oblivious to your fuckery or can't remember or simply think nothing you did was wrong...I'm here to shine some light on what men can't see where they fucked up.
> Most guys lose their chick simply because they think they CANT. Errrrrrrr! Anyone can loose their lady. Don't think because you guys have all this time invested or your families know each other that once she is sick of your shit she wont just up and leave...because she will.
> You've cheated over and over and over and over again. And again. And again. Even got a kid by some other chick. Yupp, she got tired of ya cheating ass and decided she might as well cheat too. And now has decided to leave you for that nigga she cheated with. You shoulda did the same.
>Ya throw the hands like every other day. Umm do I need to explain any further? The only time ya should be getting rough and tough is on a mattress... feel me? Sure, she'll thank you later for her fighting skills because she's had so much practice with you. :-/
>You take, use-up, and spend all of her money. She finally found a dude that she can take, use-up, and spend all of his money. So now she can save hers. Cheap-ass negro.
>You picked the homies over her. You also picked the bar, the club, the corner, the streets, over being at home with your lady eating ice-cream, watching a movie. So now you can watch a movie and eat ice-cream with ya homies withcha gay self.
>You didn't pay enough attention to her. Hence why you didn't notice her drifting away. Had you paid more attention and showed that you cared just a lil bit about her whereabouts, you could have stopped her from "going to the movies with her friend that you never heard her mention until now".
>You're too comfortable. Laid back. Lost all romance. Dull. Dont like to do anything fun. Lazy. Dont wanna go no where. I don't know, maybe its just me but umm, she might want to move on to bigger and more exciting things. Yes, not only are you boring but you're about to be alone too. Lotion?
>Chicks don't like mean ass boyfriends. Nobody said anything about you being a push over because chicks don't want that either but c'mon, all that unnecessary hostility makes your chick not even want to have a conversation with you. Lose the attitude and you might not lose your girlfriend.
>When ya go out, you probably didn't hold open the door for her, pull out her chair, or let her walk in front of you. Where is your manners? What happened to that gentlemen you were in the beginning of the relationship???
How to NOT Lose her:
Do the complete opposite of the list above. If its not too late, you might get your girl back. If my instructions fail, and you know you ain't shit without this girl, get on ya knees, beg, cry, promise to never do it again. And if that doesn't work...oh well. Better luck with the next girl.
***NOTE***
If you were ALWAYS a dickhead from the very beginning, VOID this blog.
Your a fool for this one lmao
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