I wonder, what goes threw ya guys head when we catch ya doing dumb shit???
Do you feel like all your organs are shutting down?
Do you just wanna crawl into a hole and die?
Or just disappear into the ground?
Well, ya dumb ass shouldn't have been cheating AND got caught doing it. Now ya girl left you, you sleeping on the couch, she started cheating on you back, and you done caused all type of problems in your life now. Never stress. Lazaguncarrier is here to give you some tips on how to flush the toilet (properly) after you've taken a shit. Oh by the way, this for the cheating women out there too...
---> Dont you DARE do your dirt on the same phone you most commonly use. You wanna cheat? Get a second phone, talk to your side piece before you go in the house say your goodnights or whatever, put that shit on silent, and hide it.
---> Don't brag to your boys about the scandalous shit you are doing BIG MOUTH. Keep that shit low key. You run ya mouth, someone might over hear you or ya boy might be a playa-hater and tell your girl. Smh.
--->Use a condom.
--->Let the other person know WHO they are and WHERE they stand! Let them know gently that there is someone far more important than them in your life. Trying to keep two hubbys and two wifeys is gonna screw you up in the end. Someone gots to go!
--->Dont cheat on your girl with the bitch in the neighborhood (the streets is watching), a co-worker (its embarrassing to yourself and your lady), her friends (needs no explanation), your homegirl (you tell ya gf thats just a friend but you fucking her. Great, now your a cheater and a liar.). You know what, just do your dirt out of the borough.
--->Delete any electronic evidence of your infidelity. Don't save it or back it up ANYWHERE.
--->Keep your patterns the same. Dont change up or do shit differently. Your partner notices. If you come home from work, dont take a shower, eat and hop ya funky ass in bed....then all of sudden you come home from "work", take a shower, and not even hungry for dinner just shows us that a.) you're wearing someone else scent and b.) you guys went out to eat before or after the events.
--->Don't treat your main girl shitty. It causes suspicion. Unless you planning on ending it with her and start a new relationship with the other chick.
--->Make sure the person you're cheating with is worth it. Because if you follow everything I just wrote up there and it still goes up in flames, be prepared to be alone or be with that bitch you was creeping with.
Notes from the author:
I do not condone cheating at all. My personal opinion: If the person you're involve with is not making you happy, work it out or LEAVE. Don't play games with anyones feelings. This is for the males and females out there. If you just wanna have fun or you're bored, there's other ways to find excitement. Yea, we shouldn't be going through ya shit BUT, we shouldn't find shit when we do go looking. We should feel stupid EVERYTIME we go threw ya shit. But if you are going to be infidel, cover up your tracks. Last but not least, if being with one person isn't suitable for you at this point in your life, don't get involved with anyone until you're ready.
Over. Out.
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