Monday, August 9, 2010

A Step By Step Manual to Keep Your Man in Place and out the Next Girl's Face (REVISED!!!)

Rule Number 1:
Have respect for yourself and your man.

Rule Number 2:

Dont invade his property. (Unless you have STRONG reason to.)

Rule Number 3:

Never jump to conclusions or assume ANYTHING. Find out the facts.

Rule Number 4:

Never make money an issue when it comes to the relationship. Before you give or accept money, be clear what it is. e.i. a loan, gift, installments, etc.

Rule Number 5:

Share the problems you are having with your man AFTER you and him have solved them. True, everyone needs someone to vent to, but only vent to those who will listen and not tell you what to do unless they have a degree in counseling.

Rule Number 6:

Dont move yourself into his crib without an invite.

Rule Number 7:

Your man and your girlfriends should not be best friends. Period.

Rule Number 8:

You and your mans friends should not be best friends. Period.

Rule Number 9:

Never let him know that you are jealous of his female friends or his groupies. But dont ignore the fact that they exist. Because out of those 10 chicks that you suspect that want him, at least 7 of them you're right about.

Rule Number 10:

Just because you caught him cheating or he admits that he cheated, you never, EVER admit that you were cheating as well.

Rule Number 11:

If you cheat, dont get caught unless you are leaving him for the other dude. Otherwise, he will never let you live it down.

Rule Number 12:

For women who have a man who has a female as a best friend: If you cant handle it, dont waste your time.

Rule Number 13:

What ya'll do, is what ya'll do. Keep discretion when it comes to the details of the relationship.

Rule Number 14:

Never tell a bitch about the way your man sexes you. You never know who might wanna try.

Rule Number 15:

Never let him know your every move. It's ok for him to call and ask where you are at.

Rule Number 16:

Never let him beat on the first date. You'll look easy and he'll think that you do this type of thing to men all the time.

Rule Number 17:

Accept that strange and unexplainable shit happens. Sometimes he will say things that makes no sense and sounds like lies but just give him the benefit of doubt. It's not being naive or gullible. Which brings me to the next rule...

Rule Number 18:

Remember and listen to everything that you DONT believe that he tells you. And if the topic comes around again, and what he said before isn't the same thing he is saying now, handle your business.

Rule Number 19:

If you are his woman, his fiancee', his wife...be those things 100% of the time. No such thing as "sometimes" or "part time" being there. If you support him, he'll support you.
Rule Number 20:

This should have been rule Number 1. Don't do things to him that you don't want done to you.

Rule Number 21:

Never attempt to get a nigga "fly". Its not your responsibility or your wallets responsibility to make him look good. He should just come that way. Dont spend money on a dude that dont spend money on YOU!
Rule Number 22:
Dont embarrass your man in front of his friends, your friends, family, co-workers, etc. Tear that ass up in private. ;)
Rule Number 23:
Dont take advice from your friends that are in dysfunctional relationships. Their motives are questionable. You can never be to sure who is out to help you and who wants to see you unhappy just like they are.


***Note***

For entertainment purposes only.

Everything I've listed is through experience with past and current relationships and other's past and current relationships. This is not an actual study.



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